Is Paris Sprung or Locked Up?

Will the Los Angeles sheriffs, judges, and laywers kindly MAKE UP THEIR MINDS?

First Paris is in jail. Then she's sent home to do her time. Now they're sending her back to the slammer. 

Please, just figure it out before the weekend is over. I don't want to hold up a wiffeball game just so I can check the blogz. Or, incidentally, the front page of The New Yoooooork Times website. Gawd. Slow Friday for the Gray Lady? And isn't this Sharon Waxman's beat -- who's this Maria Newman woman? Either way. Get it sorted.