OMFG EW: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are ENGAGED!

That douche actually popped the question. Gag.

US Weekly reports: Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with his bended-knee proposal, according to a source. An eyewitness at the store tells Us, "She was trying on tons of them and they looked really happy!"

Okay, I know, a) this was totally predictable and b) this doesn't necessarily mean they're actually getting hitched officially or anything. But I'm still really confused and angry. THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED if Heidi and Lauren were still bosom buds! Never, in a MILLION YEARS. 

P.S. Heidi is only 20 which means she's definitely a candidate for turning her wedding into an Engaged and Underage episode. Right? We'll keep you posted.