I'm dating Britney. NOT!

Published Jan 23 2007, 08:06 PM by eldean

Isaac Cohen and Britney Spears: Dating? Or, NOT? I don't know. But even K-Fed look-a-likes should NOT date Britney Spears.

Top Five Reasons (Actor? Model?) Isaac Cohen Should Date Britney Spears, NOT!

1. Britney is going bald! (Along with a lot of other celebrities, duh.)

2. Jared Leto looks better in eyeliner. (And hair extensions, too.)

3. “What about Paris Hilton, Janet Reno, David Beckham, and Predator?” asks the (mother fucking!) Super Bowl. With stars/extra terrestrial warriors like that, who needs Commando?—(Not the real one, duh.)

4. Baby Mama Drama. Visit BabyMamaDrama.com with any questions/concerns.

5. Baby Mama Voma[it]. (Is that peanut butter in your pocket, Isaac Cohen? Or are you just glad I hurled on you?)

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