bestnom1000x50

Meet the Mayor: Tobin Bridge Clusterfuck

Welcome to "Meet the Mayor," a segment in which we interview local Foursquare Mayors in their natural habitats.

Tobin Bridge Clusterfuck
Jamie Appleton


How did you become mayor of this clusterfuck?
I used to travel to Dorchester every day for an internship at the Franklin Park Zoo, and I had to get over the bridge to get there.

If you saw someone trying to jump off the bridge, what would you say to convince them to step back from that ledge?
I'd tell them it's not worth it. They have a lot more to live for, they just don't see it right now. The future is untold.

Speaking of the future, how much longer do you think it will be before science gives us teleportation?
Hopefully, that's right around the corner because I would really appreciate that. I was just talking to my friend about teleportation and how nice it would be if I didn't have to drive anywhere.

Would you be afraid of the teleporter scrambling your DNA?

No. Maybe scrambling my DNA would just make me taller.

Want to be interviewed about your Foursquare mayorship? Give us a shout: tweet @bostonphoenix or email listings@phx.com. And for tips, friend us: foursquare.com/user/bostonphoenix.

 

| More


ADVERTISEMENT
 Friends' Activity   Popular 
All Blogs
Follow the Phoenix
  • newsletter
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • youtube
  • rss
ADVERTISEMENT
Latest Comments
ADVERTISEMENT
Search Blogs
 
Phlog Archives