Betty White Bares All (kind of)

Betty White is so hot right now. Seriously, how many octogenarians can you think of that are still chewing solid food, let alone carrying on flourishing (and I dare say bigger-than-ever) careers? Not too damn many, is the answer. She's sassy (actually, she's kind of brassy,) she's adorable and she's freaking hilarious. The former Golden Girl refuses to languish quietly in her golden years. Quite the opposite, in fact. To wit, in the past couple of years, White has: starred in the biggest Super Bowl commercial of 2010, garnered big laughs at the MTV movie awards, killed it as the oldest host ever on Saturday Night Live (even the usually unflappable Seth Myers lost his cool during one of her skits) and sweetly called Sarah Palin a "crazy bitch" on national televison. That laundry list of comedic accomplishments alone would be enough to induct White into the Geriatric Hall of Awesomeness, and yet, it gets better. This just in: Betty is releasing her own "pin-up" girl calendar come this September. The calendar, which is set to feature "12 months of Betty at her best," will feature the Hot in Cleveland star being hot in twelve full-color spreads. All proceeds from the calendar benefit the Morris Animal Foundation so, if you feel even slightly bashful about hanging a sexy Betty White calendar in your cubicle (which, um, you shouldn't) than buy it for the cause. We plan on it.