"Your hand feels like a pillow that's been in the microwave": Stuffed friends for sale
Seen that episode of "30 Rock," where James Franco is having a full-on clandestine relationship
with a Japanese anime body pillow? Yeah, well, in support of the
age-old-adage of truth trumping fiction in the strange department, it turns out
that's actually a not-as-uncommon-as-you'd-think phenomenon in Japan. I
recalled reading this article in the New York Times
about a year ago and being severely creeped out by the ever-extending
breadth of fetishes to which I'm not privy. Man, those Japanese, I
thought. They're cutting edge. Here in the U.S of A our anti-social
citizens merely jerk off to cartoon porn while simultaneously battling
wizards and such in WoW in the privacy of their parents' basements. This
is a whole new level. Now, however, a company by the name of I Am a Stuffed Animal, has made this exotic Tokyo import a
domestic reality. For the bargain price of $69 (far less, you'll agree,
than the going rate for dinner and movie that a flesh and blood date
requires) anyone with a computer can order their own customized stuffed
"friend." All you have to do is send in a photograph of the person you
want replicated in button-eyed form (yourself, your sister's hot friend,
the woman from CVS you've been faithfully stalking for the
better part of 6 months) and Voila! Approximately 4-6 weeks later you
have a down-filled likeness of the object of your affection
(desecration) with which you can do anything you want. Anything at all. I
leave it to you, dear reader, to fill that very large blank.