Barbara Walters Acts on Mass Senator Fetish

Did anybopdy else notice how quickly Wawa flew to New England for an up-close-and-personal interview with our super-hunky new senator? Well I did; in fact I keep an eye on her whenever she's around any of our upper statesmen.

In this pic above Walters shows Brown exactly how big former Senator Edward Brooke's testicles are. "He is indeed an immense man," Brown reportedly responded.

The Phoenix can't confirm if this romance has legs, as Brown expressed no interest whatsoever in having the veteran news woman "audition" for him. Walters did, however, say that, despite the need to feed her unique paraphilia, she still won't do John Kerry. 

*-Photo from the Boston Herald