Did You Really Think Reality Show Exploitation of Dumb Italian People Would Stop with Jersey Shore?

Of course a dego onslaught looms. And every one of us who has watched the same three Jersey Shore episodes two-dozen times is partially responsible.

Since eating is the only activity that Italian men like more than assaulting dangerously tan women, trainers from The Biggest Loser are doing a spaghetti spin-off. Here's the casting call:

Do you love Cacciatore and Pasta? Do you love being Italian? Did you grow up like I did where dessert was another piece of lasagna? Boston Casting is seeking Italian families with BIG PERSONALITIES who want to loose [sic] weight.

If interested, send photos of your fat WOP ass to And be sure to bring that BIG, obnoxious, completely exaggerated faux-mobster personality you giant fucking loser.   




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