Morning news: Torture Hannity, Facebook vote, 100-year-old batboy

Hannity volunteers to be waterboarded for charity: Olbermann (above) says he’ll pay $1,000 for every second the Fox host endures.

Facebookers vote for more user control: Duh.

Alien “abduction” artifacts on display in NH: It’s a probing exhibit.

Wars continue on: At least 60 dead in Iraq suicide bombings.

Rex Sox bring in 100-year-old batboy:  As a 13-year-old Boston Braves batboy he met Babe Ruth, now for his birthday he returns to the field.

More signs of our Not-So-Great Depression: New York zoo lays off animals.

But stock market is up: After Ford reports that it ain't losing money as fast as was expected. Hooray!