Star watch: The Bacon edition

Mischa Barton pledges allegiance to bacon.

"Pigs are noble creatures, selflessly giving of their delectable flesh — and we need as many of them as we can get." Mike Miliard

Bacon could be plotting to take over pop culture. Bacon. BACON. BACON. Coming soon, a special photoshop story time of celebrities and bacon (IT'S HERE!). In the meantime, click here to read Mike Miliard's feature: "Everything is coming up bacon: That intoxicating smell, the siren-call sizzle — looks like pop culture has gone hog wild."

MP3: Mike Miliard goes hog wild and talks to FNX about bacon.

Brad Pitt rides the wild bacon!


Madonna sports her new bacon shades!


Pink serves divorce papers in her bacon briefcase!


Paris Hilton has sex with bacon!

No more boo-boos for Amy. She's got baconaids!


Tom thinks Katie looks delicious and huge in bacon!


Lilo wears hair extensions made from bacon!


Baconbrows!