Here's a really cool website called Dead Advice in which people pretend they are dead and write letters to the living. Each letter begins with the phrase, "Now that I am dead, I want to tell you a few things." I like this because I like advice columns, and this is like an advice column but with a pleasant helping of teenage morbidity on top.
Now that I am dead, I want to tell you a few things. Major in something sensible and try to go to a state school to avoid student loan debt. Don't wait until you are 32 to read The Magic Mountain. Ina Garten has the best broccoli recipe in the world.