Harnessing the Web

An exciting new deal announcement, via GalleyCat:

 "MySpace and MTV sensation Tila Tequila's HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA, no-holds-barred thoughts on love, fame, happiness, and success and the remarkable story of how the child of Vietnamese immigrants singlehandedly harnessed the web to become a popular sex symbol, to Brant Rumble at Scribner, for publication in December 2008, by David Vigliano and Michael Harriot of Vigliano Associates (world)."

 No-holds-barred! Love! Fame! A remarkable story!

Of course this won't be in the $1 Barnes & Noble discount section a month after it pubs. Why would anyone assume something like that?  Remember, Tila, if round one doesn't work out, you can always launch a follow-up season--er--sequel. Aren't second chances wonderful?!