As you probably know by now unless you've been hiding under a cock, the New Kids On The Block and the Backstreet Boys are playing Fenway Park on June 11 – one week after their already sold-out gig at the Garden. Some of us here at the Phoenix just got back from the press conference, where we ate what would have been several hundred bucks worth of hot dogs had we bought them at a Sox game.
The press conference was cheese, as they always are, but Donnie and his crew did draw some legitimate laughs from the gaggle of young women who were brought in from the Red Sox front office. When asked by a radio guy where the converged NKOTBSB moniker came from, Wahlberg jokingly reminded us that there is such a thing as a dumb question.
Anyway – the whole ordeal got us thinking about what other tandem boy band fiestas we'd like to see crash Fenway in the next few years. So, along with some of the shittiest amateur pics that you've ever seen, here's what we came up with. I have to say – we haven't had this much geeky fun since imagining “21 of the most unfortunate imaginary cover bands we could think of.”
COLOR ME JONAS
BOYZ II MENUDO
BEL BIV DEVOTOWN