As long rumored, that unsexy old bastard Steven Tyler and that sexy old bastard Peter Wolf will join forces at that grand old bitch of a ballpark for a night of geriatric-rock thrillery. (Will Steven bring his nurse daughter back to Fenway, like he did last week?) Oddly, the press release we just received from LiveNation press release states that we are prohibited from using the words "and" or "at" in describing the relationship between the principles in this billing. So in telling you the details, we're forced to resort to some other connecting language. Our apologies in advance . . .
AEROSMITH fucksJ. GEILS BANDall overFENWAY PARKSaturday, August 14, 2010 at 6:00pm (5:00pm Gates)Tickets on-sale Saturday, April 17th at 10amlivenation.com or 800-514-3849don't bother waiting in line at Fenway, they won't have any tix
Actually, that wasn't as hard as we thought. So what do you think: is this a bigger Masshole-gasm than Aerosmith/Dropkicks?