Fuck Rachael Ray and Her Annoying SXSW Party
I'm annually amazed by how quickly counter-culture hordes are to suck on Racael Rachael Ray's droopy teets every year at SXSW. No offense to any of the bands who bask in her limelight, but it's truly ridiculous how much attention she gets for slumming with us.
Starstruck dips who queue for this one will tell you how phenomenal the food was, and how cool it is that Ray was just-a-hanging around Austin. What they won't likely tell you is how much they enjoyed The Cringe, an appropriately named band fronted by the TV cook's sweety, John Cusimano.