Announcing Our Britney Tix Contest Winner: The what fell out of her what?

Last week we decided to try our hand at a little Mad-lib, Twitter-style (or maybe it was kind of a little more Match Game, Twitter-style). With a pair of tickets to Britney Spears's Boston Garden show on the line, the sentence you had to complete was: "OMG, did you see the ______ that fell out of @britneyspears's ______?"

We got pretty much what we expected: a little bit of suck-up, a several disturbing mental images, and numerous synonyms for "vagina." Below: the best ones that didn't make the cut . . . followed by our grand-prize winner.

ALSO: since we also got a few "waaaaah, I'm not on Twitter" emails, we've managed to land ONE MORE PAIR OF TICKETS to the show -- click here to enter an old-fashioned random drawing. Deadline for the new contest isTHIS FRIDAY.

  1. Franco Carapellotti
    francocarp @BostonPhoenix "OMG, did you see the copy of the Boston Phoenix that fell out of @britneyspears's hands??"
  2. Laura Rena
    laurz @BostonPhoenix "OMG, did you see the small child that fell out of @britneyspears's mouth?"
  3. David S.
    lovesfreemovies @BostonPhoenix "OMG, did you see the tiger that fell out of @britneyspears's "mike tyson"?
  4. Michael B. Justice
    michaelbjustice OMG, did you see the backup dancer that fell out of @britneyspears's pajamas? @BostonPhoenix
  5. Almir Kucevic
    alpimpsu @BostonPhoenix OMG, did you see the money that fell out of @britneyspears's va-jay-jay?
  6. Katalicious Def
    KataliciousDef @bostonphoenix OMG, did you see the cherry that fell out of @britneyspears's tree?
  7. Bobby Q. Carson
    ToeTickler OMG, did you see the _Love____ that fell out of @britneyspears's _Heart_____ - @BostonPhoenix
  8. Johnny Mason
    lilpusan86 OMG, did you see the zanex that fell out of @britneyspears's purse - @BostonPhoenix
  9. Raymond Corsetti
    sebron OMG, did you see the hydrogen fuel cell that fell out of @britneyspears's back - @BostonPhoenix, hate to tell you she is a robot.
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  1. Christine
    stelladoggy "OMG, did you see the squirrel that fell out of @britneyspears's hair?" @bostonphoenix
  2. Boston Phoenix
    BostonPhoenix @stelladoggy just won our @britneyspears tix! (Please follow us so we can DM you the details!) One more pair left here:
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WIN TIX: One more pair up for grabs through June 26

BUY TIX: BRITNEY SPEARS | TD Banknorth Garden | August 29 [ticketmaster]

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