Here's the Mother's Day mix you won't find on iTunes. We defy you to
come up with musical tributes to Mumsy that are more horrible than
these 10 tracks.
1) "Diary of an Unborn Child," Lil' MarkieIf you'll pardon our mixed metaphor,
this is the granddaddy of disturbing mom odes. For those of you
unfamiliar with Lil' Markie's noxious oeuvre, he's a mullety evangelical
nutcase who takes on the persona of a child
to spread the good word. In this case, he vividly recreates the
first and final days of (spoiler!) an aborted fetus. "Why did you kill
me, Mommy?" Markie mewls. I think we all know the answer to that.