Eminem has a new video from a song from his new album, The Relapse, his first since 2004. And oh boy, is it horrible. We were prepared to discuss all of the dated references, but the rest of the internet already beat us to it. Simply put, there was a time when Eminem was actually hitting moving targets; now he's aiming for the same barrel of fish as the Jay Lenos and Jeff Foxworthys of the world. Hard to keep up that whole "uh-oh, what am I going to say next!" thing when you're spoofing a movie that came out five years ago. This is made all the worse because the song is also bland and forgettable. Really now, did anyone ask for this comeback?