Collipark's little-noticed and quickly-abandoned attempt to start a reindeer dance craze
+ 999,999 snowflakes: Ying Yang czar Mr. ColliPark releases a Christmas EP that tempts us to make comparisons to Phil Spector's "A Christmas Gift for You"
+ 87 snowflakes: Somehow pimping the minor-key melody of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" into club fire
+ 250,000 snowflakes: sparking the realization that, phrased in properly idiomatic rapper-ese, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" would sound a whole lot like "Hot in Herre"
total = 1,250,086 snowflakes
DOWNLOAD: V.I.C., Stan Williams, and B.O.B., "Hot" [mp3]
(Yes, that's Collipark's new dude, V.I.C., of "Get Silly" fame. And B.O.B. of "Cloud Nine" fame -- soon to be known as B.O.B. of "This Is My" fame. <--Check this, it's his new jernt for the cluurrrrrb; could be his "My Name Is.")