pretty much the coolest thing we’ve ever seen.
Imagine Terry Gilliam
as a hopeless music geek with shelves sagging under the weight of a few hundred
dusty LPs, a little too much time on his hands, and a bloodlust uncommon among stop-motion animators, and you’ll get an idea of this stupendous clip.
Thrill as Rick
James greases Billy
Joel with a well-placed ninja throwing star! Cringe as Joe
Jackson’s sharp white shoes are hopelessly sullied with spilled gray
matter! Leer as Roxy
Music’s Country Life cover models
blast bullets from their bazooms! Cheer as Boston’s
flying saucer is given the Death Star treatment! Wince as feral Ozzy
chomps poor Rivers
Cuomo’s head off!