It's the YouTube video Panic! at the Disco's management doesn't want you to see (or so our spies tell us). Shot during their Clash of the Punk Cabaret Titans Tour last summer, Dresden Dolls and Panic! teamed up to shoot a silent-film-style short film in which Amanda and Brian plot to murder the Panic! kids in a fit of jealousy (with a piano no less!), only to be foiled by a gaggle of fans played by openers the Hush Sound. Inevitably, the Panic! kids turn the tables, luring Amanda and Brian to their doom with ponies and sluts, respectively. It culminates, naturally, in a slo-mo Hong Kong-style swordfight. Written by Amanda and filmed by longtime Dolls collaborator Michael Pope, the film dropped this week and is available only on the internet. For anyone who's ever thought to herself, "Gee, I'd really like to roll the singer of Panic! at the Disco down the stairs in a kick-drum road case," this is must-see TV.
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