Beck: laziest musician on the planet

BECK: Hi, I'm beck.

OTD: Hi beck.

BECK: I forgot to make a record, but maybe you'd like to buy some stuff I recorded called The Information.


BECK: Also, I forgot to design my tour merch. So, like, maybe you could just, like, do it yourself or something? (Perhaps you got the email from my publicist: "The ever-innovative musician has teamed with merch partner Tannis Root and retailer Bang-On to allow concert-goers to design their own custom shirts at the show. Fans will purchase a blank t-shirt with a set of iron-on decals, arrange the graphics on the shirt as they see fit, and have the shirt pressed up on the spot. There are four different sets of decals available as well as four different t-shirt colors, so the variations are endless.")

OTD: Um, sure, I guess . . .

BECK: Oh, I forgot to design the album cover, too. But I threw some graph paper in there with some leftover stickers. So, like, whatever you want to do or something.

OTD: Er, actually, we're a little busy this week. You know how it is.

BECK: You and your little blogger friends can even put my head on those fucking horses if you want.

OTD: Absolutely not.

BECK: Do it or I'll sic my scientologist friends on you.


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