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Danzig haiku contest

Reason no. 197 why the ILM board is better than SPIN and Rolling Stone and Blender and the Village New Times combined: a rash of Danzig haiku.

Examples:

Impressive man boobs
His large pectoral muscles
Remind me of my "Mother."

Picking a fight with
A much larger, less famous rocker
KAPOW! Down he goes.

Poor Danzig. Dude's house is a mess, ain't mowed the lawn since like 4p or some shit, got mad geeks in SunnO))) hoodies walking like an egyptian out there and whatnot. Not to mention, no one will leave him alone about the bricks:

In a run down house,
Big pile of bricks in the yard.
Even Beck complains! 

To all of the above, OTD hastens to add:

"Teenagers from Mars":
Who still listens to this crap?
Hot Topic douchebags.

Feel free to add your own Danzig haiku in the comments. If anyone comes up with something good, we'll send you some crap.

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