The reason you haven't heard from Cami in like a month? She's been pushing the boundaries of virtual reporting inside Second Life, the Sims-like alternate universe that's already been infiltrated by real-life musicians from Regina Spektor to U2. If you have no fucking idea what we're talking about, just trust us on this and read the damn story: if only for the parts where our Faithful Correspondent faces off against a dog penis and later shoots herself in the head. For those of you who do know what we're talking about, feel free to meet up with Cami (Second Life avatar: Lily Pixie) tomorrow at 3 pm in Zephyr Heights. She'll be the yellow one next to the Phoenix box. If OTD didn't have a pre-existing haircut thingee, OTD's avatar (Loo Reed) would be there too. In fact, by some other hand, Loo might be there anyway.
READ: In the Myspace-meets-Matrix online world of Second Life, everyone is sexy, real money flows, and pixels are the only limitation.