Gobble! Gobble!

The Phoenix hits the stands today, a day earlier than usual. And we've got a fun cover story. It's our second annual Thanksgiving list of turkeys: people and institutions who committed crimes against the state this year. We've got a couple of gubernatorial candidates, a talk-radio host, an overzealous police department. And there are plenty of tortured turkey puns mucking up the prose. So dig in. Gobble! Gobble!