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April 2008 - Posts

VIDEO: Rating the Boston Phoenix's Mustaches


A Tree Grows in Kenmore Sq: Rating the Phoenix's Mustaches

Just after April Fools' Day, the Boston Phoenix implemented a mandatory-mustache policy in its Kenmore Square offices. Several weeks later, we invited noted Mustachiologists TD Sidell (of Big Digits fame) and Chris Braiotta to survey the damage. In the above video, TD and Braiotta -- regulars at Eugene Mirman's monthly Union Square Round Table -- rate the Phoenix mustaches thus far. Feel free to show us up by uploading your own. And mark your calendars for Boston's first annual CINCO DE MUSTACHE party, coming May 5 to the only Irish-Mexican joint that would have us. Here's an offer you probably haven't heard before: free mustaches at the door for the ladies!

by Carly Carioli | Apr 28, 2008 | with no comments

Mustache varietals

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pick your poison.

by webteam | Apr 28, 2008 | with no comments

Facial hair: making the decision, taking the plunge

We offer this link belatedly. It's a handy how-to and style guide that answers the important questions.

Why grow facial hair?

What are my facial hair options?

How do I grow and maintain my facial hair?

What are some tools for grooming?

Plus, not sure what facial hair will best suit the shape of your face? Look no further.

All the answers are here.

by webteam | Apr 26, 2008 | with no comments

Mustaches: Real people, real voices

Ryan Stewart wasn't sure about his mustache at first. It was thin. It was patchy. And he worried that people might think he was making some sort statement, some sort of ironic statement.

Time passed. The mustache grew. It changed. Ryan changed. "I came to realize something," he says.

Ryan had let other hair on his face grow while he cultivated his mustache. This was a mistake. "It was a skeezy, ratty goatee," he says. "It was my conclusion that this look was worse than the mustache alone. The goatee is not a good look on anybody." So Ryan shaved his extraneous growth. He looked in the mirror. He liked what he saw. "I thought it fit with the long hair. It fit the look." He didn't look like a "dirtball criminal" anymore. No, now he looked more like a member of a Led Zeppelin cover band.

"I call it Stockholm Syndrom of the face," he says about his mustache. "The mustache is my captor. And I'm sympathizing with it."

by webteam | Apr 25, 2008 | with no comments

Seattle Times 2006: The mustache, ready for a comeback

You heard it there first. At the dawn of 2006, the Seattle Times ran an article, headline booming "Mustache backlash just keeps on growing." The article details how we associate mustaches with villains, not heroes, how the days of a "mouth-mane" signaling virility were long gone, that it had become not only unfashionable, but a source of humiliation and ridicule, a style choice of cops and perverts.

Midway through, the author asks the question. We can all agree that certain trends go in and out of style, he suggests, grooming habits included. Doesn't that augur well for the mustache? Isn't it time the stash made it's comeback?

The answer, in 2006, was no. A timeline is presented. It started dying in the 50s; the hippie beard took its place in the 60s; chops in the 70s; and in the 90s, "the goatee ascended to the top of the facial-hair food chain." And the author offers multiple quotes from stylists and trendwatchers, in a chorus of RIPs to the mustache. "It was great in it's heyday," says one Michelle Volpe, of New York, "but it's just not fashionable anymore. Let it die."

They didn't know nothing back then. The mustache lives.

by webteam | Apr 25, 2008 | with no comments

Eric Byrnes sucks and so does his stupid mustache

Our hatred for Eric Byrnes began on a Saturday afternoon in 2003 when the Oakland A's were playing the Boston Red Sox in the third game of the American League Division Series. Byrnes, a blonde bad-tempered sore-losing prettyboy crybaby, rounded homeplate, shoving trunk-thighed Varitek out of the way. But lo! He didn't tag homeplate! Instead of punching his lights out, instead of stomping the odious little monster, Varitek retrieved the ball, and tagged Byrnes out. So controlled. So civil. The perfect revenge.

Anyway, Byrnes, now playing for the Arizona Diamondbacks, started growing a mustache because, as everyone knows, wispy upper lip hair makes you play better baseball. Quoth Byrnesy: "I knew if I could hit in 10 straight, just something to get me going at the beginning of the year, get a little visible mustache growing, that would be great."

 

by webteam | Apr 24, 2008 | with no comments

Mustache haiku

I Know Why the Caged ’Stache Sings: Mustache Haiku

Caterpillar’d lip
Unleashed from bearded chassis
Hirsute butterfly

--Lance Gould
by webteam | Apr 07, 2008 | with no comments

Wild Mustaches of West Virginia



Some people have asked about whether girls get to come to Cinco de Mustache. When they ask, we send them to these pictures.

by Carly Carioli | Apr 03, 2008 | with no comments

Day 1: FNX Joins the Mustache Brigade


The Goal: Eagles of Death Metal-quality facial hair

Well, this is it. We're still trying to corral a few nancies to get their pictures took, but the mustache race is officially on -- and the Sandbox dudes are on board (click below to listen to the kickoff). Click here to check out the "control" images -- as you can see, there ain't much in the way of 'stash yet.

LISTEN: FNX Sandbox Joins the Mustache Brigade (mp3)

by Carly Carioli | Apr 03, 2008 | with no comments

Mustache month inspiration

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


And so it begins. As inspiration to our Phoenix brethren --- and to all of you staying up late to grow your mustaches at home --- we'll be posting superaltive (and molestery and fake and funny) mustaches from around the world herein. Some examples (this one included) are heroic. Some will be downright frightening.

by webteam | Apr 02, 2008 | with no comments

Lip Spinach: ThePhoenix.com's Mustache Blog

It began, as most bad ideas do, while stumbling blindly across teh internets. Somehow we came across this video, in which fans of an as-yet-not-quite-famous emo band don fake facial hair for what we assumed was a fake holiday called "Cinco de Mustache." Much later, over many beers, a discussion of said video veered into a drunken challenge to the male staff of the Phoenix to grow mustaches for a month. Stupidly, the male staff somehow agreed. And now there are rules, sort of: the boys are growing 'stashes for exactly one month, beginning April 5 and ending, of course, on Cinco de Mustache (a not-completely-fake holiday, it turns out). We excluded staffers with pre-existing facial hair. We stipulated mustache-only growth -- no goatees, no full beards -- to encourage maximum embarassment and ridiculosity. And we made everyone promise to document the progress of his mustache on a daily basis.

If you are foolish enough to join us -- or if, like these people, you already have a mustache -- we encourage you to upload your cookie duster to our gallery (you can also submit photos to our extra-fancy Boston mustache group on Flickr here). By doing so, you will be eligible to become the object of our fascination, ridicule, and honor by becoming our "Mustache of the Day." And everyone who submits will get first dibs at attending our first-annual Cinco de Mustache party (details coming soon in this space).

The growing . . . . has begun. The two jokers below jumped the gun, and we're punishing them by posting their photos early. We'll have the official starting-day photos of all the contestants tomorrow. And stay tuned to our sister station, 101.7 WFNX, where the Sandbox guys have shaved existing facial hair in order to play along on the radio.

Banks 04-02
Banks 04-02

by Carly Carioli | Apr 02, 2008 | with no comments
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We are Boston, and these are our mustaches. Join us May 5, 2008 -- that's Cinco de Mustache to you, chump -- at Jose Mac's in Faneuil Hall for Boston's first annual 'Stash Bash. Admission: one mustache. If you ain't wearing one, you ain't getting in. Fake mustaches will be available at the door for the ladies. It's first-come, first-serve, but you can wrangle a VIP spot by submitting your mustache photo to this page in one of two ways. Check the links below to upload your photos directly. Or if you've already got pictures of yourself on Flickr, submit them to our Boston Cinco de Mustache Group. You'll be in like Flynn.
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