Caption contest!: Michael Jackson's back, just in time for Halloween

^{Photo: DEREK KOUYOUMJIAN}

It being the magical time of year that it is -- when the dead rise -- we've been lying in wait for Wacko Jacko to make his Halloween resurrection. Our sleepless nights and expert reconnaissance skills finally paid off when we spotted him at the Salem carnival, whooping it up on the merry-go-round.

It's a universally accepted Halloween/horror-film truth that anything normally innocent and child-like become downright disturbing (see: merry-go-rounds), which increases a thousandfold when you add Michael Jackson to the mix.

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