Here's how the Boston Herald reports John Kerry's dumb-ass John McCain joke today:
"Barack got asked the famous boxers or briefs question," Kerry said, according to PolitickerMA. He said Obama successfully parried the question.
"Then they asked McCain and McCain said, Depends,'" Kerry said, referring to the brand of adult diapers.
But that's not all Kerry said. PolitickerMA, remind us how the first part of the joke went again?
"Barack got asked the famous boxers or briefs question," Kerry [said]. "I was tempted to say commando."
FYI, that's referring to the practice of wearing pants with no underwear.